This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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