You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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