just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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