It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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