"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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