I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
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Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Let's paint friendship bongs
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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