I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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