this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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