But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
then he tried to convert me to islam
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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