Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
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A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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