You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
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It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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