I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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