i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
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I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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