How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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