How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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