what if I'm pregnant?
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ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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