does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Randomize
