the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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