I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
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is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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