He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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