how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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