i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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