do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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