this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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