dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
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How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
third nipple confirmed
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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