i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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