So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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