I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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