I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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