I wish I could punch you in the face.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Randomize
