ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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