So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Randomize
