my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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