well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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