everyone is single if you try hard enough
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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