I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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