i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
where are you?
Hypothermia
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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