SEEEEXXX PLEASE
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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