Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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