I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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