If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
17 year olds will be the death of me.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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