Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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