I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Help. Why am I so naked?
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