But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
