i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
My penis needs a shock collar
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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