When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
