What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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