Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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