Me. At least after what I've been through.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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