Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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