Your dad touched me again.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Congratulations! We have a period
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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