i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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