I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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