Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself

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(301): View more from Maryland

I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush

(703): View more from Virginia

Ew, did you brush them again?

(301): View more from Maryland

Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure

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(845): View more from New York

Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo

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(613): View more from Ontario

It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.

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(917): View more from New York City

well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."

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(443): View more from Maryland

She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night

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(540): View more from Virginia

Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off

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(971): View more from Oregon

Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.

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