so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again