this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito