Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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