I think my vagina is haunted
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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