no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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